( In which our hero makes his triumphant return! )

( What's that, up in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? No! It's--oh, no, wait, it was a bird. )

( Lots of illegible gibberish under the cut! )

( Conner's busy being a spaz. Don't mind him. )

( He'd call it, 'Wendy the Werewolf Stalker!' )

( Countdown to shouts of INAPPROPRIATE! )

( It's a bird... it's a plane... )

So. Got a steady job at Wayne Enterprises now and everything. It's pretty nice, I guess.

Don't need no one's charity. And I'm not a child.

Figure this is worth a shot.

Anyone looking to hire someone on? I'm a hard worker, and real strong. I'll do what I'm told. so long as you're not too much of a jerk about it. [Scratched out to illegibility.] There are people who can tell you how helpful I've been and things like that if you want ( Read more... )

So today was pretty awful. I've been saving up for a new radio for a while now, and I finally had the cash today so I went and bought one. Which was great, but when I turned it on it just flew apart into lots of little pieces. Almost like it exploded. For a moment I could feel every piece hanging there [heavily crossed out because it sounds crazy ( Read more... )